Bold, sarcastic, and unapologetically witchy, the Sage & Hood T-Shirt is made for those who radiate chaotic confidence and absolutely refuse to be underestimated.

Featuring a circular stamp-style design with two skull and crossbones and small crystal points, this piece blends alternative aesthetics with dark humour and witchy attitude. The phrase:

“I’m Not Sugar & Spice. I’m Sage & Hood & I Wish a M’Fer Would”

puts a magical spin on the classic “sweet and innocent” expectation — making it very clear the wearer is the kind of witch who protects their peace and takes no nonsense 👀✨

The design combines cleansing symbolism through sage, rebellious energy, and a touch of dark humour into one powerful statement piece.

Finished using heat-pressed vinyl, the design has a clean, bold finish that stands out beautifully while remaining durable for everyday wear.

Comfortable, expressive, and impossible to ignore, this T-shirt is perfect for alternative fashion lovers, spooky season wardrobes, market days, or simply embracing your inner bad witch energy.